Hamstead

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

hamsap

Pervert in Cantonese.

Jay is a Hamsap boy, he always peek at girl bathing.

by Lei Lou Mou March 16, 2014

Hamsa

A beautiful outgoing, but sometimes shy girl. They usually have amazing hair and a killer body. The beauty of them is how humble they are. Hamsas are very loyal and can be trusted with any secret. They have amazing sense of right and wrong, they don't hurt anyone intentionally and won't let people hurt others either. They are amazing, well rounded, memorable girls that leave a lasting effect on you.

Jake: hey who IS that?

Arian: That's Hamsa bro, freaking sweetheart

Jake: Word, I wanna meet her

by Educator721 November 3, 2012

Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

Hamsterjelly

The offspring of a hamster and a jellyfish who mate. Hamsters and jellyfish have been known to mate quite often in the wild. These creations have been brought to wide recognition thanks to That Guy With the Glasses.

My hamster found a jellyfish, now I have all these damn hamsterjellys

I just love saying hamsterjelly

by Lord of the Penguins March 2, 2009

hamsup

Cantonese word for "perverted".

Used to describe people who have an insatiable appetite for sexually related things such as strip clubs, women, sex, and porn. These people also like to grab people in the most inappropriate places in public.

hence the term "hamsup lo" - "perverted guy".

Fellowships of hamsup people will often refer to one another as "hamsup gor" or "perverted brother"

"Yo, could you stop being so hamsup?!?"

"That guy is such a hamsup lo, he keeps staring at those girls and sometimes he'll even grab their asses when they walk by."

"hamsup gor, what are you doing today? Going to the strip clubs again I see..."

"You've just been hamsupped!!!!"

by William Chan February 17, 2004

hamsterpants

When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.

When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."

by Juror #1 March 25, 2009