guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum

The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.

by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009

Cum guzzling queen

Slut

Elaina is a dirty whore who swallows cum by the gallon from east coast to the west coast

She is such a cum guzzling queen

by S doc August 12, 2016

Cum Guzzling Care Bear

A girl who will blow anyone with a dick. Usually likes hanging around with the truck community. Likes to deep throat anything from big to small. Only swallows big loads.

Alex Richards is a Cum Guzzling Care Bear. She sucks so much dick even a pornstar can't compete.

by Asdhjl July 15, 2019

Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.

Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009

Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.

Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.

by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 16, 2010

Cum guzzling dumpster slut

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.

She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

by GeoMunkee April 15, 2011

cock guzzling thunder cunt

A huge bitch but has an amazing vag and gives great head and can deep throat like all hell.

RL:Dude she is such a cock guzzling thunder cunt.
CW:oh really? i think i might have to hook up with that

by hvyrokr11 January 27, 2009