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Gunner

A person who goes above and beyond to exceed expectations. It only has a negative connotation to those who aren't gunners. The term isn't actually about peers. It is about the person who wants it most. The person willing to stay up every night of the week to get it done.
If you want something done, get Christina, she is a gunner.
by Duchess Urbino January 11, 2023
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GUNNERITIS

Gunneritis (n.)

A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.

Symptoms:

False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.

Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.

Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.

Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.

Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.

Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.

Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.

Prognosis:

No known cure.

Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.

Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.

Treatment:

Lower expectations.

Embrace banter.

Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.

Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
My mate keeps going to the pub to watch Arsenal flop, he's got chronic Gunneritis.
by BurgerBucks March 11, 2025
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Gunner

A male inmate in a correctional facility, that masturbates while staring at a female guard. The inmate fantasizes that he is having intercourse with the guard, while choking the chicken. This is called "gunning". Inmates in youthful offender facilities are called "young gunners". They are said to be quick on the draw and not afraid to gun down a C. O.
Man I walked by the shitter, and it was full of young gunners gunning down the cafeteria lady. All I heard was booyaka booyaka!!
by Dj splackdaddy September 27, 2020
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Gunner

Gunner is an awesome dude who can deadlift over 10,000lbs and has very awesome facial hair. He isn't fat and actually has amazing abs and he's really hot. He drives an amazing 2003 Ford Danger Ranger and it doesn't get annoying when he says "Yeah Buddy"
Gunner is litteraly the best there is nobody else better than him. I wish I was Gunner.
by Itchy Dick November 23, 2021
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Gunners plug

Whe you have a female in doggystyle and u plug her butthole with your thumb
He hit her with the Gunners plug now she hates him cause it came out shitty and he started laughing
by Poophole screwer June 8, 2022
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Gunner

He is a simp he will leave the bois to go to a girl name cececela
by Some dude with a tractor March 22, 2021
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Gunners

Gunner OR Gunners is a term used in reference to Arsenal Football Club and OR their loyal supporters.

The team as a whole is referred to as “ THE GUNNERS”

Where as a fan of the “GUNNERS” is referred to as a “GUNNER”

Further more, Arsenals team mascot is named “ gunnersaurus rex”

*Rather fittingly may i add*

See GIF below
Last season was an absolute masterclass for the “GUNNERS” but this season after the transfer window we have had I am proud to say I am a “GUNNER” till I die.

“COME ON YOUUUU GUNNERS”
by Boardy98 July 14, 2023
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