Guitarded

A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.

Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."

by ThisNameHasNotBeenTaken October 18, 2010

Guitard-on

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.

Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.

by mds1978 February 19, 2011

Guitard

Above and beyond retard.

Man taylor's such a guitard. Gaylor Poulet the ultimate guitard.

by Steppage July 24, 2011

Guitarded

Sucking at guitar despite years of practice.

Dude did Jimmy just start playing guitar?

No, he's been playing for 4 years!

Awwh, poor kid must be guitarded

by damngurlhowufitindemjeans November 14, 2011

Guitarded

The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".

"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."

by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 17, 2018

guitard

a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.

I've got a rift with a guitard.

by ScepticSkeptic June 30, 2018