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Grease BB

When your asshole is so tight that even a greased up BB can't fit up your ass.
He missed the easy shot because he had a common case of Grease BB.
That guy had Grease BB on the pitching mound because he couldn't throw a strike.
I had Grease BB giving my speech in front of my class today.
by Bobowetneck November 5, 2013
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Greased up like a banshee

A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".
I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!
by greasedbanshee December 14, 2014
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Bubbles

Extremely wet sounding flatulence. Makes a gurgle sound upon release. May, but not always, be accompanied by some fecal release.
Oh broooohh I am so hung over. I just shat myself. Got the grease bubbles today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
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gerecat

Gerecat (noun) Any of a variety of small woodland creatures used as a sexual stimulant. A gerecat may also be used as an organic means of collecting information when used by a 'pro' money collector. Examples include: vole; mole; gerbil; chipmonk; weevil. And on rare occasions, squirrel. The term is derived from the American film star of the 1980's, Richard Gere, who it was reported to have had to go to an emergency room tohave a small woodland creature that was wrapped in tape and declawwed, removed from his anus.
Major Minor- Colonel Lingus got that bastard to sell out Isis, after he shoved a gerecat up his ass!

Mr. Rectamy- Did the old Bird use the gerbel or the mongoose?
Major Minor- Neither. He used the squirrel.
by Fnqaz November 29, 2017
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Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less
"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"
by djdefjam89 June 3, 2009
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The Greasies

After an explosive, wet dump, that wet greasy feeling between the butt cheeks that simply put, cannot be wiped away.
I’m all itchy down there now with a touch of the greasies.

That curry dinner was fantastic. Only draw back is this onset case of the greasies.

Two rolled down and I still got the greasies.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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