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greasy spoon

A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
by jola January 23, 2005
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greasy fuck

A relatively nasty or sweaty person that is also a being a douchebag to you or others. Plus its also pretty fun to say.
1.Go take a shower you "greasy fuck!"
2.Todd you're really being a "greasy fuck."
by Michael Mazariegos October 10, 2016
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Greasy Joe

There's nothing better than a Big Mac greasy joe.
by Timmer October 17, 2009
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Greasy Penguin

The careful and deliberate waddle made by your female lover to the bathroom while she tries to keep the fresh creampie from spilling out onto the carpet.
Dude: "All the towels are dirty and this new carpet costs a fortune.....I guess you'll be doing the Greasy Penguin to the bathroom."
by Pinnacle J July 11, 2010
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greasy peach

Durring anal sex a man can dip his balls into the womans vagina, coating his hairy sack in love juice. At this point his nuts will appear to be a greasy peach.
Last night Sally gave me a greasy peach.
by Rooster, The May 1, 2006
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Greasy Leaving

After nutting on a partners back, stand up and drop a saucy deuce in the same area previously nutted on, then back up and run full force and slip and slide on your shizz mixture out the front door.
“Yo, how was your night with Tay Tay?”
“‘Twas delightful. We had relations and upon producing my ejaculate, I pulled a greasy leavings betwixt her scapula, post haste!”
by Rey McSriff November 14, 2019
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Greasy Banana

When a banana is wedged into a females anus, and then peeled and eaten by another female.
Bob: How was prom last nigh, Zeke?

Zeke: It was okay, there were a lot crazy people there...

Bob: I heard Samantha gave Mary a greasy banana.
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011
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