chlamaged goods

when you have tested positiv for chlamydia and can't have sex

Chrystal: com' on Ron! Let's make sweet sweet luuv!?
Ron: Da'fuck Chrystal! you know I can't! I got chlamaged goods!!

by mr. dripsalot April 25, 2010

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Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

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goonsack

The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10

This tastes horrid! Dude it's fresh from the goonsack!

by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010

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feel goods

a precious possession(s) that is sensitive to external forces and is usually highly protected by the owner who can maximize its extraordinary potential by monitoring its public appearance.

"He tampered with my feel goods!"
"and how does that make you feel?"
"I feel violated"

by Buckwheeeet January 3, 2009

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goofsticle

A straight person with homosexual tendencies. Often a follower who buys people out to make and keep people around. An odd and awkward person who thinks they fit in. A goof in nature.

Sean Flannagin walks up to a group of people who he thinks he is friends with. After a brief and odd conversation he walks away, while the group laughs and calls him a goofsticle

by GageP October 2, 2009

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