Buchanan Goodbye

Skipping out on a meal in an unannounced fashion prior to the completion of the meal, for the purpose of avoiding paying the check. A cheapskate variation of the Irish Goodbye.

One of the guys we were out with pulled a Buchanan Goodbye by climbing out the bathroom window just before dessert, the cheap bastard.

by The New Brooklyn Dictionary November 8, 2021

Shyla Goodbye

Severe overreaction to a hangover resulting in the abandoning of a planned itinerary.

We went way too hard last night, we’re going to have to skip the rest of the trip and Shyla Goodbye

by Sebastopol January 22, 2022

kiss off goodbye

kiss off goodbye a more polite acceptable way to tell someone to fuck off and you never want to see them again

my girlfriend cheated on me I told her to kiss off goodbye

by littlejimmie December 9, 2019

Irish Goodbye

When someone makes an exit without advance notice or saying goodbye - thus avoiding any displaying any emotion.

When does Joanna work next? I was hoping to ask her about a shift swap.

Joanna doesn’t work here anymore. She gave us the Irish goodbye. Litterally - she resigned and went to Ireland.

by Chargenurse September 29, 2018

Irish Goodbye

In Germany we call this since a long time a "French Goodbye"! With the exception that this person "forgot" to pay his bill.

"Where's Karl? Who's paying the bill?" "Oh, I think he just did a french goodbye!"(German for Irish Goodbye)

by Bulgur December 31, 2011

The gift of goodbye

A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.

So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.

by YAWA February 9, 2021

Arlington Goodbye

When you're smashing your fresh slam-piece from behind, and you grab that bitch an Uber from her own phone.* Timing is crucial - schedule arrival within 3-5 minutes after your nut; enough time for her to get dressed, with minimal fallout. *Must acquire her phone password before coitus.

You: "Thanks for that ass. Your Uber's outside; don't miss it, you'll tank your rating."
Her: "WTF! Are you giving me an Arlington Goodbye???!!"
You: "Sooo.....your rating?"

by soullessbiker January 18, 2020