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goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.
Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.
by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012
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Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.
"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."
by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022
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watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
by damnitfred August 23, 2010
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toats ma goats

totally in agreeance with someone, somebodies, or something. Can be used by all races unlike toats my goats which is similar in deffinition and a common mis-pronunciation.
dude: i just slapped da bass my boys.
boy: oo toats ma goats, can you help learn to slap da bass?
by j sag October 26, 2009
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Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.
Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!
by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020
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goaties

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.
God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.
by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007
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2012 goatee

growing out your goatee (or other facial hair) until 2012. Whether for fun, style, laziness, or just 2012-ing it.
Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...

Ex 2:

Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???
by vicehpm January 14, 2010
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