Gloating

Celebrating an accomplishment.

Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.

Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"

by Ironpanion May 5, 2022

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 9, 2023

Gating

Same sex dating

Dude I love your sister so much. We’re gating.

by Xamivh January 3, 2024

Goading

Goading or Goadmaxxing is the act of stretching out the urethra (usually via the use of both your pointer finger and thumb) for the purposes of girthening the goader's penis

since I was so focused on goading, a small animal crept inside of my pee hole and got stuck :(

by gary shwartanym February 20, 2024

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American flag) and shoving it where the sun don’t shine. (:

Friend 1: Hey! You wanna go gooting? Flags are half off.
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me where and when and i’ll be there!

by silliguy May 22, 2024

gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine

Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!

by silliguy May 22, 2024