giraffe knuckle

An elongated and thick set of labia on a women's vagina

I was going to bang Kayla until I tripped over her giraffe knuckle.

by The_Raven_556 March 2, 2019

Giraffe Balls

Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.

Dave - Tells a joke...
Karen "I don't get it"
Dave "Giraffe balls"
Karen "Huh?"

by Shadow the little blue cat March 25, 2019

giraffe pose

mirror selfie done by stretching your arm until you feel like it’ll fall off

"man, that giraffe pose really hurt my arm”

by quarkies January 9, 2023

Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011

Sloppy Giraffe Neck

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.

Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.

by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015

Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude

by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021