a Geppert (noun) is a cross between a hobbit and a giraffe. It is a curious mix of species, feeds on the leaves of small plants and lives in green spaces surrounded by suburbs.
Also used an an insult, especially to people who have this surname.
Also used an an insult, especially to people who have this surname.
"you are the biggest Geppert I know, dude"
"hey, who are you calling a Geppert?"
"You, cus you look like a hobbit AND a giraffe"
"as we can see from the slide, the Geppert does enjoy chasing antelope, but is actually a herbivore"
"hey, who are you calling a Geppert?"
"You, cus you look like a hobbit AND a giraffe"
"as we can see from the slide, the Geppert does enjoy chasing antelope, but is actually a herbivore"
by Robjb April 4, 2008
Get the Geppert mug.A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
by rolfharris1 February 4, 2010
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The type of guy who is very attractive in the bad boy sort of way and that you would only marry to aquire the last name.
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Get the Gerbert mug.(Noun) A male person who always does his dirty laundry at his mom's place.
"Damn he is a real Gerben..."
"Damn he is a real Gerben..."
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To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance
"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)
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