Gelapi

A clunker car. Often missing the front end or seen dragging the muffler. Can be a Nissian Juke.

Kitty drives the old gelapi around the high-end beach town.

by PeterGriffin'sChodeChin June 8, 2021

uri gellar

uri gellar is a motherf**king spoon lover HEHE

omg u r a spoon lover

by C@RL November 12, 2003

Making Gelato

A discrete term for having sex. Used when covering up what you really did last weekend.

Mike and Julie were totally "Making Gelato" last night, that's why they missed your party.

Mike was in Julie's room until 4 O'clock this morning, they were probably "Making Gelato"!

by Xavier Fruitamonkey June 29, 2007

gelatinous waste of space

a person, place, or thing (noun....) that means that the object is a waste of space with a gelatinous structure/ texture.(aka...there fat.)

Youre not even worth my time you gelatinous waste of space!( Jimmy Neutron )

by Sewna June 22, 2006

Gelatinous Masturbation

When a fat man inserts his penis into a folded group of his own belly-fat, usually to achieve orgasm.

A.K.A. Gel-Mas

He's so sweaty and tired because he just performed some gelatinous masturbation.

by JohnnyExitWound July 31, 2011

Gelatinous blob

1: A big thing of a jelly-like substance.
2: A really fat person or thing.

1: Silly putty
2: "Hey Greg, look at that gelatinous blob! He's really fat!"

by SuzanneOwnsYourLife November 7, 2006

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005