Garfield

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.

I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.

by SETARIP23 November 22, 2011

Garfield

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018

Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess

Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament

by The garf December 2, 2018

Garfield slop

When you paint yourself orange and suck your dick in a kitty pool of lasagna

Last night I gave myself the Garfield slop

by Pedo man123333 November 30, 2019

Garfield

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

Garfield

A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven 🤤➕🐱➕😴➕☠️=my cat

Me:shh he is sleeping

BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw

by Katheryn k May 18, 2021

Garfielded

When you cum in your friends lasagna

I just Garfielded jack

by The shle man July 8, 2021