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Garfield

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.
I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.
by SETARIP23 November 22, 2011
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Garfield

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D
by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018
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Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess
Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament
by The garf December 2, 2018
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Garfield slop

When you paint yourself orange and suck your dick in a kitty pool of lasagna
by Pedo man123333 November 30, 2019
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Garfield

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*
by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020
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Garfield

A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven 🤤➕🐱➕😴➕☠️=my cat
Me:shh he is sleeping

BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw
by Katheryn k May 18, 2021
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Garfielded

I just Garfielded jack
by The shle man July 8, 2021
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