Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

Put you in the rose garden

1. To physically carry a human into the Rose Garden and hold them there to see Oksana debut her new album live.

2. To kill and burry your wife, girlfriend, or babies momma because she doesn't love you and you deserve to be blown.

Nicole Brown Simpson: Hey Babe my friend Ronald Goldman and I are going to go make some grilled cheese sandmmiches at my place, you want me to save ya one?

OJ Simpson: You fucking cunt you better not.... I swear to God I'll drive over there and put you in the rose garden, I'm capable!

by RAOBEY August 25, 2010

garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

by Bruce S January 2, 2009

Garden of Weedin

1. Accidentally stumbling into the mother-load of all Marijuana crops.

2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.

Person 1. "OMFG! We just found the garden of weedin!"

Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"

by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

garden leave

The practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, to spend their time at home mooching in the garden while still being paid

It is used to prevent employees from taking the piss and company information when they leave, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.

"Man, Billy has just spat his dummy out and ditched his job"

"Put that douche bag on garden leave before he poaches all our customers"

"Man, what a douche"

by Cornholio12 August 21, 2011

garden gnome

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.

Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"

by thdang April 11, 2019

miami gardens

A town formally known as Carol City best described as murder gardens

There is so many unsolved murders in Miami Gardens

by Smilez970 October 10, 2015