Gar-Failed

(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.

Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.

by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025

gar

gar is an instagram community of stupid males headed by there leader "rachit aGARwal" who constantly keeps bullying each other (especially slingshot).

Me: GAR is my religion
Other Guy: yes

by adityamusic172 November 21, 2021

Gar

Gar ~ Is a shortened version of the term Gay-Retard commonly used as an insult in text conversations upon the youth.

Jeremy: ‘Robbie you’re so gar!’
Robbie: ‘oh ok 😔’

by unknowncheezy December 15, 2020

gar cart

When drunk or high, deciding to go go carting.

Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome

by me 26 September 1, 2007

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

GAR-THOCK

A belt that has a cock attached. To achieve double penitration.

Tina wanted dick tonight,she said she wanted to get fucked in the ass pussy at the same time. So I strapped on my Gar-thock and did her dirty.

by Please flag May 20, 2019

Gar

An Asian kid who is funny and fast

U know that kid he is such a gar

by MemeKing5000 October 27, 2018