grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

grow up

Definition : marry the blonde you love

I need to grow up

by Des monald November 23, 2015

Knee Grow

(!) A means by wich many smart asses bypass censor filters, and express the word 'niger'.

Potential alternatives,
knee Gruh, Knee graw, Knee Gro, Knee Gra, Knee Grow Daw Mus...

Say... my Knee Grow...

Hey Knee Grow...

by Muther Futher (xbl gay tag) March 2, 2010

grow box

A box where you have set up everything you need to grow marijuana in.

Dude, this kid bought a grow box about two months ago and his plants are growing potent as fuck!

by emoc December 22, 2004

grow a set

A request for someone to grow a set of testicles, to stiffen up their spine, to get tough, to stand up for themselves, etc.

Your GF will not let you come over for a beer?!?! Dude, grow a set!

by bob March 4, 2004

Growing a Moustache

Performing cunnlingus on a woman with a large ammount of pubic hair.

Try doing a google image search of "moustache", you'll see why it's called "Growing a Moustache".

by unknown November 14, 2003

growing cake

A growing cake of love is a college-american term for expressing affection for another person.

Ben: Will you take my growing cake of love?
Jen: No it tastes crap
Ben: *cries*

by S K Patel September 7, 2008