greazy fiddle

While showering, someone simultaneously strokes your cock while giving you a soapy reach around, not unlike the bowing of the bluegrass violin.

While taking a pre sex shower my lady friend gave me the greazy fiddle, ensuring the cleanliness of my wedding tackle.

by mogwi June 20, 2011

Gangsta Greasy

The most greasiest of gangstas.

Wow, that was such a Gangsta Greasy thing you just did.

by Kontrolll September 21, 2021

greasy rat

filthy spotted person with greasy hair.

"see that craig, he is such a greasy rat"

by Billy.C June 28, 2008

Greasy Salamander

Term for a fat person on a water slide, originating in Wisconsin Dells.

I'm sick of waiting in line for this water slide behind all of these greasy salamanders.

by SimonTheJoker November 16, 2011

Greasy-ass

When shit remnants left behind from wiping insufficiently combine with sweat and dead skin cells to form a grease like substance.

Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.

by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Portugese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion.

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating like Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 16, 2010

geary

A family of legends, royalty and class. the most royal of them all being Mr. Gearbox who would set and change mankind in more ways than one.

your beautiful, you look like a geary

by vapg February 5, 2007