Gooner

Someone that is part of a goontatorship. Usually lead by a Gooner themselves. Similar to the word 'Simp' but with a more positive connotation.

Ahri's server has a lot of gooners in it, but I'm on myself so I don't mind. Seeing a hot girl makes me 'excited' if you know what I mean.

Gooner by AnonymousMikiFan December 28, 2025

Gooner

A person who does the act of gooning.

The gooner gooned himself in the bathroom.

Gooner by Naderjuice January 3, 2026

Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot

That person is such a gooner

Gooner by papadanky January 9, 2026

Gooner Man 

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.

The most famous gooner of all time

Gooner Man by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

gooner sauce 

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

gooner sauce by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

Gooner Handshake by suckrforme May 28, 2024

gooner trapping

the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption

guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year

gooner trapping by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024