gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014

Gooey Sock

Something every male should know about.

1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"

by Jody99 April 12, 2015

Gooey Donuts

A Wet Pussy

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth

by HardAF August 13, 2015

Gooey Knuck

The build up of several semen injections.

LexSmith wound up with a severe Gooey Knuck (le) after having all of Valley View Rd. drop one off in her.

by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019

gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

Gooey Gas

Wet flatulence. Also referred to as a shart.

Joe intended time simply fart, but he dropped a gooey gas.

by Timsusername April 5, 2020