When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).
Hey you guys are Moody Goldfish
by Chicken Man 5500 October 12, 2009
The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.
P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
by ally3:6 January 23, 2022
milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"
by Awrekt February 11, 2018
by Wet mush February 26, 2022
AKA Goldfishism
The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
by DZX December 15, 2010
by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 24, 2009
Furious Goldfish
Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.
A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.
Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.
Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.
A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.
Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.
I’m like a furious goldfish at having to be in this school.
I’m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish
I’m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish
by Absolutelyfurious August 15, 2018