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Goldfish farts

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday
by Wet mush February 26, 2022
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Goldfish Theory

AKA Goldfishism

The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.

Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
by DZX December 16, 2010
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Goldfish-Band

A band which are playing and all members face each other, regularly with their backs to the crowd, hence the punters looking in at them like goldfish in a bowl.
They didn’t embrace the crowd. They are a Goldfish-Band.

This is such a Goldfish-Band!

I went to a local gig last night. There were a few Goldfish-Bands there though.
by Dodgy_Steve1 July 15, 2009
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goldfish mem

2second memory...a person who 4getses stuff real quik
trev- oi have u seen my pen nywhere???
bono- WTF goldfish mem u had it lyk 2 secs ago!!!
by taetard March 11, 2007
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goldfish bowl

That girl looks like she got a goldfish bowl in her paints.

I would really like to test the waters in that goldfish bowl
by dirty maria April 28, 2011
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goldfish diet

Another word for a small eating portion diet similar to the South Beach diet.
yo you want ice cream man?

yo man im on a goldfish diet.

pussy.
by ///// October 19, 2008
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Goldfish juice

Its Orange juice basically.
You can't stare at a fish tank whilst drinking orange juice.
Otherwise it will become GOLDFISH JUICE!
like, ewww!
Toni: i like Dr Pepper coz its nice, but i'd prefer it to be orange coz orange is nicer, but i dnt want it to be orange coz then it'd look like i woz drinking goldfish juice.
Natalie: GOLDFISH JUICE! LMAO. ew.
by Toni. November 26, 2007
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