augustus gloop

a word for dick

he showed me his augustus gloop

by Sokar September 11, 2013

Gloop

The act of sitting on the toilet after sex in order to rid oneself of the jizz inside one's vag.

Lexy: Damn baby, what a stallion you are.

Me: Shut up and go gloop; I don't need any babies running around.

Lexy: Ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

Me: Baby, what are you doing? My sandwich won't make itself.

Lexy: Hold on, I'm still glooping. It was an eight-roper.

by Bobby Bolivia November 30, 2010

gloop

(noun) A vaginal discharge that occurs after sexual arousal, the liquid often hangs or dribbles off of the vaginal lips. It has the texture of yogurt, and is similarly colored as well. (verb) bit

After sexual intercourse, Sarah had gloop hanging from her vagina but quickly pulled her up pants and said "it will dry"

by Gregory C March 22, 2008

Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

Gloober

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020

hungo gloots

a big ass; a ghetto booty.

"Yo man, that chick's got hungo gloots. I'd like to tap that shit."

by phreshScrilla July 3, 2005

Gloop

Gloop
Noun. The lettuce on a cheap ass $0.99 value menu burger, or any sandwich at that price, from big named fast food establishments in the United States of America.

Gloopy
Adj. The appearance of something being grossly limp & moist like lettuce on a sandwich from big name fast food establishments $0.99 value menu.

Gloopier
Mc Donalds

Gloopiest
Jack n the box

Ewww! That $0.99 chicken sandwich has gloop on it!

by lucky bailey rocks December 5, 2018