Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

by Predton December 5, 2019

magice the gathering

Magic the Gathering

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Xbox Live Porn Gathering

when a group of people from a certain town trowbridge penatrate eachother electrically

xbox live porn gathering electrical penatration

by thefreak101 October 24, 2011

gather girl

A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.

This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.

*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."

by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021

Hunter-gatherer

What to call someone who is ✨slaying, cooking, serving, and eating ✨

Girl, you’re, like, such a hunter-gatherer! ✨

by Eaten Baguette June 11, 2025

Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022