Future Cock Block

Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.

"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."

by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009

Future ex boyfriend

Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future

A few days later . . .

Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

future stock

Is a girl that is essentially jailbait(15-17) now, but when she turns 18 would be very sought after for sex or as a girlfriend.

Hilary Duff, the olsen twins and lindsay lohan were all future stock before they turned 18.

by Justin 83 August 23, 2006

Future Trippin

When your significant other is tripping about events that are either a) hypothetical or b) occuring in the future or c) will never occur.

I.E. "Yea, it was crazy, dude. That girl was future trippin!"

by Dj Ruiner October 15, 2011

Future Plan

A word used by people when ending a relationship. The meaning is that the person ending the relationship has established some set ideas about their eventual status and future and that their current partner isn't going to fit into this plan. This is also used as a scape goat term for ending a relationship.

'I'm sorry, but you're just not part of my future plan'.

by Point Break May 23, 2014

Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017