funeral

Two of the worst things combined: church and death.

Person 1: Aw man I had to go to a funeral the other day...church AND death.

by emilia1555 February 22, 2011

Fuse

A music channel that used to show only rock, but got rap and pop on there channel in late March 2004 which sucks.

And now shows mostley emo rock on the station now which really sucks...

Atleast It's better than MTV

fuse is an okay channel

by saturns ghey April 28, 2005

vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 26, 2007

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

fustercluck

A fucked-up clusterfuck. The worst possible situation or outcome, usually applicable to a group effort.

"We're way over budget, we're late, and the damn thing doesn't work. This project is a complete fustercluck!!!"

by whothehellevencares August 14, 2008

Fuse

Was originaly Munch Music, then MMUSA, and now fuse. It is a real music chanel with real music and bands, where you can see little known bands can get on the air

MTV is shit watch Fuse

by Nater June 2, 2003

funeral

When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.

"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006