fuser

friends and family that use you

we used to be friends but she only calls when she needs something, now we she is just another fuser

by doh79 July 8, 2011

fuse

a musik channel that actually plays fucking music!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG

mtv idiot: i luv mtv, it so cool

me: fuck that, watch fuse you moron, they actually show music video's

mtv idiot: OMG, really!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

Con"fucking"fused

Just look at the example it explains itself...

When your bff julie really likes mike who is obsessed with paige but paige is going out with jay but I like jay but paige was supposed to move to georgia and then everything would be perfect but instead paige might not move...so paige and jay won't break up and julie and I will be really pissed.

by L*C September 4, 2005

Fuse

1) The best damn music channel around.

2) What that sorry excuse of a music channel called MYV should have been.

With great shows like RockZilla, Uranium, and more, MTV isn't even good enough to hold Fuse's Jock (if Fuse was a person, that is).

I just hope it doesn't turn into the next MTV.

MTV2, is no better. Always playing all the crappy hiphop shit.

by I forget January 8, 2004

fusher

To be inadequate at one's job of being an usher and having the inability to rip patron's tickets, seat people, socialize and give directions.

*It is the slang term for being a fake usher; looking like you are an usher but lacking any of the characteristics of one.

That girl sucks, how hard is it to rip a ticket!? Stupid fusher.

by luna21 December 12, 2010

fussels

An EXTREMELY rare occurance.
After outside sex, and the cumpuddle is left in the dirt, it is known for a fungus type substance to grow there. Please take pictures if you find some

This soup isnt spicy enough, it needs some fussels

by The enibreiated Pidgeon liver March 25, 2003

Fuse Gain

Used to describe someone's temper, normally when they're an easily provoked individual.

"Wow, that guy has one hell of a fuse gain!"

by Louie Bex February 21, 2009