Funk my junk 

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

Funk my junk by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020

Funk Naz-T 

The person that made the oldest post on the urban dictionary website

"Yo my ni**a who made the first post on the urban dictionary!?"
"Funk Naz-T did my ni**ga!!"
"Okay thanks my ni**a!!"|
"No problem my ni**a!!"

Funk Naz-T by FJ778 October 19, 2021

funk metal 

A hybrid genre of funk and metal charactrezied by funk-like beats, metallic guitar riffs, prominent bass, and occasionally rap. Funk metal was created and rose to popularity on a timeline similar to that of grunge. One of the earliest forms of alternative metal.

Examples: Rage Against the Machine, Faith No More, Living Colour, Primus, some Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc.

-This is good music. The bassline is complex and groovy but the guitarist is tapping and shredding like a madman.
-Yeah, that's funk metal.

funk metal by Smokey Q. Rivers June 26, 2008

funk flow 

Mack, or ability to seduce women. General sexual appeal. Coined by Biggie Smalls in his hit song, One More Chance.

Here we go, here we go, but I'm not Domino
I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow

-Notorious B.I.G.

funk flow by Mayor AL January 14, 2009

Funk Oven 

The ass, more specifically the anus.

Stew ate something that disagreed with him and now he's got something nasty baking in his funk oven!

Funk Oven by WisconsinDawn November 18, 2012

Funk & Dunk

A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.

"This woman whom I just took her order was rude. Let's do a "funk & dunk" to her milkshake."

Funk & Dunk by Jeff To the K August 22, 2011

funk blaster 

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

funk blaster by Negroneus March 30, 2017