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funkadelic

My hair iz sew funkadelic.
by ShexxiBaby January 29, 2003
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fuckaneer

One that engages in fuckery.
Dude, you've been fucking around all week. Quit being such a fuckaneer!
by Indiancowboy November 16, 2012
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fuckage

A percentage upcharge, added into the final bid on a contract where there is an ongoing business relationship, in which the contractor has previously been shortchanged or "backcharged" unlawfully by the customer. This percentage varies from customer to customer, and may be cumulative over time. It includes an additional percentage, to cover slow payment, demands for "free" extra work, unwarranted payment disputes, time spent on the phone with their reps explaining why they have to pay for services rendered and documented, extra time on resulting paperwork , "adjusted" bids after the work is complete, and the aggravation of knowing the customer will pull any trick they can, to force you to perform work for free, which they themselves will then happily bill their client for.
"I'm counting 43 cubic yards of debris to remove here. The customer took over two months to pay last time, then tried to get me to knock another $50 off the agreed price after the work was complete. Counting in the time and aggravation, we'll add another 4 cubic yards for fuckage...make that 5 cubic yards on principle. Bid will be to remove 48 cubic yards of debris, including fuckage."
by lowflyer December 12, 2016
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fuckanese

non-comprehensible language, or misspelled, or an unknown language. used especially when ticked off, mostly over the Internet. on instant messages
shtu teh fkuu p!

what retard? i dont speak fuckanese!!
by sham77 February 7, 2008
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fuckage

an exclamation used when one is disappointed or upset.
Fuckage! Those ruddy bastards all left!
by Jen June 27, 2004
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fuckaduck

My kinky fetish is to fuckaduck.. wanna join?
by Bob October 6, 2004
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fuckadocious

keisha was looking fuckadocious today.
by mCbillions March 20, 2009
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