The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

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Gypsy sucking fruitcake

Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.

"Stop being a gypsy sucking fruitcake, you jerk!"

by Riley Bringham August 9, 2012

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pulled a fruitcake

When you run out of time taking an exam and have to write random answers down

When you failed an exam

I just pulled a fruitcake on that chemistry test!

by Patchsmellsgood January 18, 2017

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Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

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