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Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020
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Fraking

Fraking; the act of lying, telling half truths, to maliciously hurt someone, usually a close friend. Causing drama in the life of others to keep yourself entertained.
Are you Fraking me or did you really hear that my co-worker had sex with your husband.

I heard that James is going to break up with Jill. I swear I'm not fraking you
by billygoatgruffsalot December 20, 2013
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farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.
That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!
by Woodpimp October 6, 2015
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farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us
Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.
by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017
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'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!
by psdmccartney March 13, 2019
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picture framing

To nail a girl against the wall.
Dude, I am picture framing a girl right now.
by almostMatt June 13, 2011
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subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
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