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Freelancer

noun: a creative professional with vaguely explainable gaps on their resume. Typically a graphic designer or web designer, but not strictly limited to the commercial art field
Well, I see you have nothing listed from February of 2009 through May of 2010 on your resume. Do you care to elaborate?" "Ummm... yes. I was a Freelancer"
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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freelance

a euphemism for being unemployed
Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
by TheGoocher July 2, 2009
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Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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Freeloader

A freeloader is someone who mooches & takes advantage of other peoples food, drinks, & smokes all your weed but gives nothing in return. Freeloaders my also smell bad & help themselves into your house without asking. You can tell them apart from normal people because they don't know how to act infront of people & act weird.
That freeloader took all my drinks & smoked all my weed.

That no good freeloader just sucks everything he can off of you.

Quentin helped himself to my fridge again, what a freeloader.
by Scumbagballen April 21, 2016
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Gage Freel

One who enjoys countless masturbation, hentai, and anal sex videos. Dates the same girl at least 10 times even though it is a countless love-hate experience.

Has little skill with women.

However, all in all, gage freel's kick ass.
Gage freel'ing it again?
by (All of) July 3, 2008
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foreplay

activitites such as kissing, touching, oral sex and other means of arousal/sexual stimulation that happen before intercourse. It is meant to increase the level of arousal before the act of penetration
jane: why is intercourse with my boyfriend sometimes painfull?

mary sue: probably because you are not engaging in enough foreplay before hand as most women cannot climax from penetration alone and need other means of arousal before the fact, espicially clitoral stimulation.

jane:I see.
by carol the fabulous February 2, 2009
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forealdo

The combined three words "For" , "real" , and "Tho", used in questioning or expressing something that is "real".
Donnie-C : Dam I just saw that lil homie down the way get his card pulled.

Loc-G-Dawg : Forealdo? Dam, dats effedup soda yo.
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