Flute Accident 

when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.

orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.

Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...

Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!

Flute Accident by Peasantry Paupers June 20, 2010

flute tooter 

One who sucks the cock of another.
One who toots the skin flute

Smoking my knott

flute tooter by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003

flute section

Flute players are the whores of the marching band. Their existance on the field is pointless, seeing as they always miss their dots and suck at their instruments. You can't hear them at all, anyway.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.

Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.

Drumline girl: Oh my gosh, ew. Look at that flute section. They're so ugly. If they spent as much time practicing their flute as they did stalking the drumline, they'd be amazing.
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.

Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!

flute section by bassoonsarebeast November 22, 2010

Flute Toot

A light squealing fart with different frequencies created an amazing melody of flatulence depletion.

*man farts*
Guy:that was cute
Guy 2:what?
Guy:that flute toot.
Guy 2:o thanks can you taste it?
Guy:yeah it was beautiful.

Flute Toot by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Flute girl 

A girl in band that is crazy has no filter and loves everyone also may be gay she also is best friends with the BD

Oh look at that flute girl she’s so outgoing

Flute girl by Gay daredevil February 12, 2019

flute tech. 

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

flute tech. by flute tech. February 6, 2009

Flute Technique 

the ability to basically rock at playing the flute

I kick ass at Flute Technique
(its true! i play!)

Flute Technique by reidsgirl December 15, 2012