the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

The Founding Circle

The collective name for the fifty men present at the first meeting of The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet. These then went on to establish branches of the Order in their respective countries e.g. Constanzo Lombardini for Southern Italy, Cornelius von Schmidt for Sweden etc.

by Cornelius Egbert Quagmire September 22, 2003

Flooding the bowl

Taking too big of a bong rip, and coughing it all directly back into the bong usually on impulse and unintentionally sending the now wet bowl flying.

Someone smoking a bong somewhere near the beginning of the "Hostel" movie flooded the bowl. (flooding the bowl)

by kottonmouthkandy April 22, 2011

Flouging

The act of slapping the inside of one's knees back and forth making a short and rapid slapping sound. You may also use any space with a width of just about 4-6 inches. You can floug your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Anyone is eligible for a nice floug every now and then. Increase the space for a grande floug or even decrease for a mini floug. Anyone with their knees up is in prime floug position. If there's no one around, there's no shame in flougsterbating! Block the floug for a free floug pass. Everyone can floug!

"Alan is in prime flouging position, but I don't want to touch him. The forbidden floug."

"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."

by lifeguarflougers August 19, 2011

Flooding the Basement

getting an erection.

guy 1: "houston, we have a problem."

guy 1: "i'm flooding the basement."

guy 2: "oh shit, just think about a chair, it'll go away."

by ProfessorOak February 1, 2009

The Founding Circle

The first fifty members of The Order of the Alabaster Parakeet. They are as follows:

1. Graig Ayyad
2. Alonso Clozza
3. Jacinto Barlup
4. Hyman Heckle
5. Antione Mcelmeel
6. Jewel Hodosy
7. Felton Cassase
8. Buck Durett
9. Rhett Carmello
10. Winford Cychosz
11. Elden Faltz
12. Benedict Miggo
13. Rey Bookmiller
14. Granville Galinol
15. Cordell Linburg
16. Lynwood Daurizio
17. Ike Mordini
18. Ezequiel Lasin
19. Deangelo Dziurawiec
20. Sid Mulvahill
21. Edmundo Gavles
22. Cristopher Cration
23. Douglass Maeno
24. Renaldo Blide
25. Lonny Brasket
26. Waylon Ebilane
27. Jewell Pellietier
28. Kasey Hulzing
29. Andreas Autovino
30. Rolf Melady
31. Constanzo Lombardini
32. Cornelius von Schmidt
33. Jude Perencevich
34. Waylon Marguardt
35. Shad Molinini
36. Keneth Mahrenholz
37. Garret Iamiceli
38. Santo Lazott
39. Jerrell Acerra
40. Manual Greaux
41. Max Fenster
42. Christian Dory
43. Christian Kasprzak
44. Julio Bisceglia
45. Javier Ekberg
46. Allyson Kmetz
47. Julio Turnbough
48. Selena Wimbish
49. Jessie Osegueda
50. Archduke RMM Swigberry Smythe

And so it came to pass, that these 50 men would become the founding fathers of this most sacred Order.

by Tybalt de Santo September 8, 2004

Flunting

Flunting is the type of guy that each and every single lady (or man) has long been desiring for. He is indisputably the most quintessential brother, boyfriend/partner, father and any male figure that you can perpetually dream of. This man gets along well with everyone considering his charm, charisma and his expertise to make everyone around him laugh. Despite his innocence, Flunting is undoubtedly a freak in the sheets. Everyone needs a Flunting in their life. He is exceptionally a diamond in the sea and you would be unequivocally the luckiest person if you ever encounter Flunting!!!

Girl 1: Woah you see Flunting over there? I found the one for me
Girl 2: No way, back off he belongs to me!

Flunting is so damn perfect, I strive to be someone like him

by Burnt Rice December 13, 2020