when you're bitch won't give you head so you bust a nut on a flip flop and smack her across the face with it
Jim: how was hanging out at Amy's last night?
Greg: wack as fucc. she wouldn't ladidadida shlob on my knob so i hit her with the copenhagen flip flop
Greg: wack as fucc. she wouldn't ladidadida shlob on my knob so i hit her with the copenhagen flip flop
by slapcity May 24, 2018
Get the copenhagen flip flopmug. The act of shoving one’s penis through an empanada into a woman’s asshole while simultaneously slapping her ass cheeks with a sandal that has been dipped in empanada sauce.
by Brain Earmuffs May 20, 2020
Get the Chilean flip-flopmug. A shoe that has been jizzed in without the owners knowledge and the owner proceeds to walk around in the shoe.
by wolf pack party September 12, 2010
Get the Wet Flip Flopmug. by Skelebone Jones October 18, 2008
Get the flip-flop of douchebagsmug. by scoot82 April 19, 2010
Get the australian flip flopmug. An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.
"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."
by Dontdothat May 17, 2012
Get the Flip Flop Swapmug. That typical Civil engineer with the L200 who does no work on site but claims a fat salary every year.
by YEYEYEET May 29, 2019
Get the Flip Flop Philmug.