copenhagen flip flop

when you're bitch won't give you head so you bust a nut on a flip flop and smack her across the face with it

Jim: how was hanging out at Amy's last night?
Greg: wack as fucc. she wouldn't ladidadida shlob on my knob so i hit her with the copenhagen flip flop

by slapcity May 24, 2018

Wet Flip Flop

A shoe that has been jizzed in without the owners knowledge and the owner proceeds to walk around in the shoe.

As a prank the Dave gave Alex a wet flip flop that he walked in for the rest of the day

by wolf pack party September 12, 2010

Chilean flip-flop

The act of shoving one’s penis through an empanada into a woman’s asshole while simultaneously slapping her ass cheeks with a sandal that has been dipped in empanada sauce.

Damn, did you hear how Papa Fuego hit that signorina with an old fashioned Chilean flip-flop

by Brain Earmuffs May 20, 2020

flip-flop of douchebags

The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.

I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.

by Skelebone Jones October 18, 2008

australian flip flop

The act of humping your hand instead of doing an arm motion while masturbating

I had a forearm cramp so I had to do an australian flip flop

by scoot82 April 19, 2010

Flip Flop Swap

An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.

"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."

"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."

by Dontdothat May 17, 2012

put it on a flip-flop

A food good enough to be eaten with a rubber flip-flop and still be good.

"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri

by Fieri, Guy November 6, 2017