floppy banana

When your dick is really floppy and you grab it at the base and slap people with it

“Hey baby want me to give you a floppy banana?”

by BigDickRichy December 23, 2017

Floofyboop

A floofyboop is when a soft mammal pokes ya'll with their nose
Not a cat, not a dog, they gotta be fluffier than those
Mice, rats, bunnies, hares or porcupines,
squirrels and chinchillas will also do just fine
They got the softest fur you will ever get to feel
Silent but no deadly, your sadness they can heal

The rabbit floofybooped my foot and her love I felt
Ya'll wish you could floofyboop, but being human, you just can't

by CookieGolem March 28, 2022

dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010

Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra

That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick

by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011

floofy

Adjective describing something that is fluffy and/or poofy, that is to say, extremely soft to the touch and lacking mass.

My bed's so floofy, it's like sleeping on a cloud.

by Stephanie M. January 16, 2004

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.

At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.

by "Cronky" December 27, 2008