flo hoe

A specific species of hoe, located in the southern state of Florida. They can be of any ethnicity, but the most common form is Caucasian. A flo hoe is usually very poorly dressed (as people in Florida don't have style), wearing a jean mini skirt, sneakers, and a tight t-shirt exposing their muffin tops. They also attend community college or a "university" in Florida, act very obnoxiously, and, above all, they throw their nasty selves at your man.

"Who is that creature yelling and screaming over there by the bar?"
"I don't see her... what's she wearing?"
"A light blue mini skirt, an ugly shirt, and her hair in a ponytail"
"Oh... it's gotta be some flo hoe"

flo hoe by meowmix11 January 15, 2010

flo-jack 

When you have an insurance tracker attched to the OBD II port of your car that tattles for indiscrections.

I can't speed or that bitch Flo from Progressive will call my parents and rat me out for it. My car's been Flo-jacked!

flo-jack by DrOtto July 14, 2017

Flo Jo 

aken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?

You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

Flo Jo by nice app June 22, 2021

Flo-ho 

Florida whore. Florida's own type of ho, usually in a shit box Altima with peeling window tint, car seat in the back, sticker in the rear window that says something about being a "Queen", giant D&G Kardashian sunglasses, ranging in size anywhere from a Sherman tank to skinny but not toned, some type of neck tattoo with the date their brother died from a heroin overdose. Generally these people are able to recognize even from afar as their scent of Victoria's Secret cotton candy body spray mingled with Febreeze is pungent up to a 500 ft radius. Cleavage wrinkles on a 25 year old Flo-ho are not uncommon. Rarely seen at a social gathering without a hard seltzer in hand.

Flo-hos are the wish.com version of a regular ho.

Flo-ho by Tuggernauts March 20, 2022

flo rida 

making whoopie to a hoe on the rag

"dude I met this girl last night and I was a flo rida!"

flo rida by kk1981 March 9, 2008

Flo Rida 

A hip-hop/pop artist who makes really fun/catchy songs. He doesn't try to take himself too seriously as a rapper, but instead just makes fun music that gets the party started. He has made a few real rap songs in his career, but mostly he's just a fun carefree rapper. He's made songs like Low, In the Ayre, Whistle, Right Round, Cake, Elevator, Be On You, Sugar ETC. He is a master at sampling melodies from older songs and putting them together with newer sounds to create catchy hits that will get stuck in your head.

Guy1: Is Flo Rida a good rapper?
Guy2: He's not the most lyrical rapper around but damn his music is catchy af!

Flo Rida by Icy Wyte January 4, 2018

Flo-Rida 

One of Florida's best up and coming rappers. First, made news once he droped his smash hit "Birthday." He is currently signed to Rick Ross' label, Carol City Cartels (Tripple C's or CCC). His name is pronounced "Flow-Rydah" but is obviously a play on the word Florida. Along with Rick Ross, Plies, and Brisco, Flo-Rida is putting Carol City and Florida on the map in a big way.

Flo-Rida, "Birthday": "I don't want no cake on my birthday, I wan't cake everyday!"

Flo-Rida by Take_Notes July 31, 2007