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feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.
Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.
by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018
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Fetch

A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones.

VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.

EXAMPLES:

You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.

Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".

You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".

You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".

NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".

EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".

See also: Fetchtard

EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.

EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".

A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".

You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."

See also: "Fetching fetch"
Fetch
by The Urban Dictionary Itself October 12, 2022
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Farve-Fetched

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.
Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched
by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009
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fetch

Adj. Variation and shortening of the word 'fetching'. Used to describe something cool and trendy. General usage by females, teeny-boppers. You can almost hear it replied with "Like, totally!" Coined by the movie 'Mean Girls'.
"That new store, Siblings, is SO fetch!"
by Ashley May 21, 2004
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Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.
I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.
by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011
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Tom Fletcher

Tom Fleatcher is the main songwriter in the new hot band McFly brought up by Busted!
Tom Fleatcher co wrote most of the tracks on busteds album "A Preastent For Everyone"
by rachel January 21, 2004
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Tom Fletcher

Guitarist/Singer from band McFly! Amazing guy with Natz as his biggest fan!
Beth: Natz hunny, Tom ist over there...
Natz: *dies*
by Beth Willis-Poynter January 21, 2004
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