by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018
Get the feltch patty mug.A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones.
VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.
EXAMPLES:
You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.
Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".
You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".
You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".
NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".
EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".
See also: Fetchtard
EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.
EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".
A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".
You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."
See also: "Fetching fetch"
VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something.
EXAMPLES:
You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up.
Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you".
You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched".
You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up".
NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher".
EXAMPLES:
Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher".
See also: Fetchtard
EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad.
EXAMPLES:
Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch".
A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!".
You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.."
See also: "Fetching fetch"
Fetch
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Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.
Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched
by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009
Get the Farve-Fetched mug.Adj. Variation and shortening of the word 'fetching'. Used to describe something cool and trendy. General usage by females, teeny-boppers. You can almost hear it replied with "Like, totally!" Coined by the movie 'Mean Girls'.
by Ashley May 21, 2004
Get the fetch mug.Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.
From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.
From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.
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