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free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.
by Enestate October 14, 2011
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Early Fireworks

Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.

Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
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red fireworks

to buy the cheapest shotgun possible and load a singular shell into it before putting the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger
georg washington: wanna see something funy

gun store worker: sure

georg washington: *commits red fireworks*
by sillycat13 December 25, 2023
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Firework Jizz

(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
His room looked like a 4th of July after-party with the amount of firework jizz on the bed
by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023
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Reverse firework

When a creature capable of flight picks up an animal, flies up high into the air and drops the animal to it's doom below. It gets it's name from the gory explosion caused when most creatures fall from an incredible height, which almost looks like a firework of blood and guts that was launched downward at the ground from up high.
Some birds struggle with the powerful defenses of turtles, so rather than piercing them they decide to pull a reverse firework and then just eat whatever is left.
by Dehoniesto December 15, 2020
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brown fireworks

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
by Sexydimma November 15, 2020
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Firework mess

Firework can cause loads of damage to hands
Don't go to aldi as you'll be in a firework mess
by Sillybilly347 October 31, 2020
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