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textual fling

Quick relationship that is text only, short lived, hot and heavy. Does not last more than a week. Never meeting in person or actually having physical context. They go no where.
We had quick textual fling for two days and then it was over.
by jimmydawg April 20, 2011
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pickle flinger

Crazy, twerking, drunk person who throws pickles at innocent women.
The pickle flinger known as the infamous Emily, hard a work, attacking Marie with her jars of pickles .
by Emilyz February 9, 2015
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Bean Fling

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.
My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.
by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017
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firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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Short Term Fling

A no strings attached relationship where you and your partner are just having fun, usually sexual. No serious commitment or pressure involved, only casual encounters. Longer than a one night stand, but shorter than a long term relationship. More of a random hookup, friend with benefits. STF for short.
Doug: "I heard that Donna and Kevin broke up. That has to be really devastating to both of them. It seemed they were made for each other."

Jill: "And what rock are you living under?...LOL! They were just having in a short term fling and weren't committed to each other. They just wanted casual, non committal fun."

Doug: "I guess they pulled the wool over my eyes. Gee, I feel like such a dork...LOL!"
by Preston Pierce May 18, 2010
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condom filling

jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...

ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.

To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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failing at life

Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.
by nion January 16, 2005
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