mast fest

When the masts outnumber the port holes. See Sausage Party.

Oh man it's a total mast fest in here.

by xtonyx November 15, 2007

clam fest

A social gathering that involves many females. There are only a few males present at a clam fest, thus making them more appealing to the abundance of females.

oh man! erik, you totally should have come to that party last night! it was a clam fest!

by Ryan June 18, 2004

hobo stab fest

the widely recognized and known event in which many hobos get together under a bridge and have knife fights. hoobobs and snoobobs participate in these

o shit son! its a hobo stab fest pull over!

by Gusto March 23, 2005

fecal festival

A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.

Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.

by Nicholas D January 19, 2008

sausage fest

a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

Benji told everyone he was a pimp and was bringing 50 hot bitches from Arizona State to his house Saturday night. But when we got there it was just a bunch of dudes watching "The Matrix". We blew that bitch right away and never went back to that wanksta's crib.

by Nick D March 19, 2003

fiesty

fiesty is when a male or female is aggressive, always have smart remarks and is easy to get mad and have no problem putting whom ever in their place!

''Damn your girl friend is soooo fiesty! i have to watch what i say to her!''

by jonnakera November 6, 2013

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 23, 2003