Bayani Fernando

Considered a folk hero in Marikina Valley, Bayani Fernando started as a Sacristan (church worker) when he was a toddler.As a young engineer, his firm constructed one of the tallest buildings in the commercial district of the Philippines. He was also known as a businessman who blocked the ready - to - fire military tanks of the Pro - Marcos Forces with his construction equipments during the EDSA Revolution, in his desire to protect the innocent people.Then, he became known as a pro - poor Mayor giving 11,000 homes to homeless people.President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo could not help but notice this low key man and appointed him to her Cabinet as the Chairman of the Metro Manila Development Authority and went on solving the perennial traffic, garbage, and brakdown of discipline in the country's capital region. Today, lots of Filipinos all over the country are urging him to run for President fitting him against traditional and well moneyed politicians.

If you want something done in the Philippines, call Bayani Fernando.

by Prof. Toti Dulay December 20, 2008

San Fernando Nightcap

The act of receiving oral sex while watching pornography.

Stacy wasn't ready for their date to be over, so she accepted Eric's offer of a San Fernando nightcap.

by arh_ October 4, 2011

Fernandina Shark Tail

Used for women who refuse anal, or just because it's hot. While the girl is face down while you are ramming her from behind in her vagina, in mid-pump, you come down with a judo chop to the head but keep your hand on her, forming the shark fin. It should be of sufficient force to knock her out. After that, you put it in her ass. Hence the tail.

My girlfriend refused to try anal with me so I gave her the Fernandina Shark Tail.

by BadAssJimmyB August 5, 2009

Fernard

A small bowl of marijuana that just gets a couple people a little high.

1) "Dude, wanna smoke a bowl or something before you go home?"

"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."

"well, maybe just a fernard?"

"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."

by Bernard McWilliams October 18, 2008

Fernando

A God fearing man that is from BP.

Fernando is a christian and goes to church, and loves God.

by Moba February 3, 2010

Fernando

A Fernando is usually a nice and caring person who DOESN'T have ANYTHING inappropriate about him

You're such a Fernando!

by Um...person November 6, 2017

Fernando

Fernando is a Cute boy and you will fall in love with him.His eyes turn hazel in the summer.Can be very shy. And will do anything for girls. He knows what girls want in bed.

Oh and did I mention he has a sweet cock for girls!

Girl 1:Damn Fernando is cute
Girl 2: what do you mean he always been

by Mr.pony boy November 7, 2018