felation

the happiness a man feels after receiving oral sex

Doug: Tom was acting unnaturally weird today at work.
Tammy: Yeah, that's because he taught his dog how to give him head.
Doug: Ah so he's feeling felation!
Tammy: Yeah.
Doug: Also, you probably shouldn't talk about Tom's wife like that, Tammy.

by BirkMagirk May 5, 2011

Felationship

A relationship based on a male receiving oral sex from the other party.

We don't have much in common but we have a great felationship.

by bobsigmund August 7, 2012

dual fellatio

Two girls, one dick.

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."

by Big Thor September 6, 2009

auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.

that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.

by danny7034 September 4, 2006

fellatio

From the great Chris Rock:
What married men get compared to single men.

Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.

by CK January 26, 2005

Self Falatio

To give yourself oral sex

Elliott Richardson, King of Self Falatio

by Captain ? September 1, 2011

fellationship

A relationship based solely on sex, although not just fellatio as the name implies.

Mandy and I had one of the best fellationships I've ever heard of. Started off with a bang too.

by canadianssuck January 26, 2004