Feltcher

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003

tom felton stans

The sweetest persons alive, seriously. They help and give u so much love whenever u need it.

Draco Malfoy is very hot indeed.

Friend A: did you hear that Everly is one of the Tom Felton Stans?

Friend B: that makes so much sense, she was always so nice to me!

by hermionesbae October 17, 2021

felty

used to describe cars that are mintboxes

Hi boy, that car is a felty yoke sham!

by FeltyYokesAndBines October 10, 2019

tom felton

tom felton is a sexy beast who played draco malfoy in harry potter. did i mention he’s sexy? oh btw i wanna marry him lol <3

“oh did you watch a babysitters guide to monster hunting? who was your favourite in that?”

“my favourite had to be tom felton. he played very good!”

by lolloplollslssk October 25, 2020

feltster

A feltster is a person at a poker table who always knows what cards people are holding (usually after they’re revealed). A feltster always tells you why he won and how bad a player you are if you happen to beat him. A poker God.

I must be the luckiest player in the world because where ever I play I’m always seated next to a feltster or three!

by TheZackmancommeth April 8, 2019

feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

by Archrin October 3, 2003

Feltie

Sex with a puppet

Last night I had a feltie with miss piggie

by Yvil1 January 24, 2019