fauctard

The sinister midget that is keeping us under lockdown to help force the great rest upon the World .

There's that fauctard making up more BS again on cnn .

by Infadel_macgee January 24, 2021

fustagate

fuck up so.

he's gonna get fustagated

by george November 11, 2003

Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

faust

Someone who hides homosexual tendencies.

That Guy needs to stop fausting and come out already!

by Johnnymacintos April 17, 2009

Fausta1

Fausta is a name describing someone with a huuuuge forehead.

Wow that's big' Fausta1

by Overlord is alwaysright November 2, 2019

Fauxstack

A false smokestack for aesthetic or advertising purposes. May not even resemble a real smokestack, except in the most abstract way (i.e. tall vertical structure).

Check out the fauxstacks on the new Guthrie. One of them even has a vertical marquee.

by Purple Strife October 13, 2008