fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009

Fast-Forward Movie

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).

Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."

by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010

fast crowd

It's like the crowd that considers themselves to be cool or hip. They may do things not considered acceptable by all segments of society. ex. drinking, drugs, sexual exploration

ex.

Emily- Little Sara has really grown up. She has a boyfriend and she's been running with the fast crowd.

Jake- wow, not the fast crowd!

by Emosophinee December 13, 2013

Australian Fast Bowler

Someone who bowls a yorker on the Australian cricket team. Also saves many lives.

"Look! It's the Australian Fast Bowler!"

by B.Lee April 4, 2003

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Fast food init

'Fast food init' is a term used by mainly men in the UK to describe the food being eaten at the time. Often used by teenagers who have low self esteem and poor self-confidence.

"what you got there mate?"

"fast food init"

by Knowledge Communicator March 14, 2010