Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.

Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

faqash

Someone from the Darood tribe

They called him a faqash

by readyforthemoon55 June 30, 2019

fatassedness

Fatty ass, being fat

thank god for staterbrother's contributing to my fatassedness.

by Judy December 3, 2004

Fatassing

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.

Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!

by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009

fatasizing

The act of masturbating to the thought of overweight people.

Dude, if you'd spend less time at home fatasizing about Carnie Wilson and more time out with your friends, you might get a real girlfriend.

by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010

Fatass

Someone or Something with a fatass Not Thick

A Fatass Person Who Acts like GANG memver
Girl with a Fat ass
Damn Talia lose some wait you Fat Bitch
#bitch #dumb

by Cockblock456 June 1, 2019

The Fatass of Transilvania

1. A fat version of Dracula
2. Dracula with an eating disorder
3. A Fatass that lives in Transilvania with redicueously large man-boobs.

Oh, here comes the Fatass of Transilvania

by E.S. #13 July 28, 2010