masturbation Legend

some one who can masturbate in public places secretly. a place that was thought of as unthinkable to masturbate at.
ie. bookstore, supermarket, library, school, work!, changing rooms, etc.

person 1: yo i just masturbated in the school library!
person 2: really? yesterday i masturbated in office detention!
person 3: holy shit! what masturbation Legend's you are!

by green Tee February 15, 2008

institutional masturbation

The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.

Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.

by Still Paying Student Loans April 11, 2008

Nervous Masturbation

It is when you are so nervous about something, you masturbate.

My Nervous Masturbation, yesterday, wasn't the best because I was nervous about the final exams.

by TioKilo May 24, 2017

psychopathological masturbation

"masturbating so much that it's affecting your mental health to the point of causing actual trouble in your life"
not my words.

"Masturbating is okay, but don't overdo it and turn it into psychopathological masturbation"

by Shirayuki-chan June 16, 2018

late night club penguin masturbation

When you go on Club penguin and get aroused by the female penguins and masturbate to them at night.

o fuk tht penguin is 1 hot piece of sheeit, mmm, im gonna return and pull Late Night Club Penguin Masturbation

on u babe

by Musicgod14 February 9, 2014

Masturbation Time Syndrome

An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.

Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005

Masturbation

The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential

No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.

by jeffro February 25, 2003