Farmer Fuck 

A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.

Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.

A male version of a "starfish fuck"

Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"

Girl2 "whys that?"

Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"

Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"

Farmer Fuck by candyfloss July 23, 2007

Farmer's Wife 

Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer

* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife

Farmer's Wife by hellothereladies May 2, 2012

Farmer City 

Shithole made up of people almost as...if not more...shitty. If you're looking for a good time, you're probably not going to find it here. 20 minutes away from any shopping mall or Wal-mart and known for having a terrible school system.

Farmer City? Whats that?
Who cares?

Farmer City by Kayyyyytin June 20, 2009

Farmer Steve 

A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.

He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.

When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .

"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.

"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KULrrx3vcKM

Farmer Steve by pstage May 13, 2008

farmer snort 

The act of covering one nostril and blowing hard out the other one so as to dislodge mucus, a booger, or oter unwanted material.

See also snot rocket and air hankie

Dude, you got any kleenex?
Nope.
Farmer Snort saves the day!

farmer snort by cyberpunk42 May 17, 2005

farmer snort 

Also called a snot rocket

I launched a snot rocket into the flowerbed. My wife had a fit.

farmer snort by Acemery May 16, 2005

Farmer John 

Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.

It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!

Farmer John by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006