Fanperson

A politically correct version of "Fanboy"
Can also be used in plural as "Fanpeople"

Mandie: Jamie is at his house playing on his new PS3.
Kat: Yeah, he's a real fanperson.
Mandie: Lulz, what did you just say?

by Sophlulz November 14, 2007

Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

fwapper

adj. Slang term for someone who masturbates (Usually describing a man.)

The word is almost interchangable with 'Wanker.' - Though it is not considered to be as offensive. Use of the word is widespread on www.b3ta.com and may have originated there.

"I must confess that I am an absolute fwapper."

"There's nothing like a good fwap in the morning!"

by Fwapper December 14, 2008

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

Flapper Rapper

Someone who thinks they can rap but they can not. So they just flap their lips trying to rap about absolutely nothing.

That guy can't rap, he's just flapping his lips & that's called a "flapper rapper".

by 0808NAX February 27, 2018

farper

a simultaneous sound between a zipper and fart

Dude my gf just ripped a flaming farper!

by shafarrr February 13, 2022

Hot Flapper

The act of a fat male or female dancing or jiggling prefeucely without reason

Tom: Dude i was in the candy isle at walmart when i came across a Hot Flapper eating Nutela

by LJS Meat Sweats August 3, 2015