falkirk

The centre of the universe. God's second home. Home also of the greatest football team ever

Is this Heaven? Naw mate, even better it's Falkirk

by craigy1876 January 3, 2008

Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker

n.

This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak

Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!

by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004

flakers

the 2011 lakers team that is usually good but acted like flakes and got swept by the mavericks 4-0

George: damn, the lakers lost to some random team in India!
Jamal: Those damn lakers, more like Flakers!

by sigga the second bappi June 5, 2011

Falkirk

Falkirk is small boring scottish town that is full of neds

A day in Falkirk is a day wasted

by Geggs August 15, 2004

Felker Special

When a female goes up to another person, male or female and continues to swiftly kick them in the balls or vagina, after which she appoligizes as sweetly as possible.

1. Dude i was trying to pick a chick up at the club yesterday, and she totally gave me a Felker Special, shit that hurt!

2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?

3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"

Steve: "Then what happenned?"

Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"

by Marine Corporals BEST FRIEND March 23, 2009

falken

An auto performance business that sells and distributes high performance tires and wheels.

I just mounted some new Falken tires and they added 1000 hp to my Ford Model T

by kurosen May 24, 2006

folkerts

when somebody is being licked constantly in the belly button by a cow until their belly button has been chafed off.

Hey that guy is getting a folkerts.

by greg dumbass October 27, 2006